A Worse Day

So you think you are having a bad day
Read this ryhme and watch how it will play
It all started when I woke up
That's when my first thought struck
Why was there a hole in my wall
Not to mention on the floor was a cannonball
I stuck my head out the hole
That is when a flying birds lunch had taken its tole
Its mess hit me square in the head
that was the first of the day I wished dead
The cannonball had come from a parade going by
With random colors to bemuse the eye
I went to speak with them in my dressing gown
Their parade leader wore a frown
I told him what his cannonball had done
Saying I understood it was all in fun
That's when a gust of wind arose
And my entire body froze
I wore nothing underneath my gown
The parade leaders frown was turned upsidedown
Not to mention everyone else saw
Why I stood with a gobsmacked jaw
I walked back through my door
Trying not to care anymore
I got halfway up my stair
When the worst of my day was laid bare
I started falling back
In my movements co-ordination I did so lack
My gown had gotten lost in the fall
Crashing out my door for one and all
To see me in my naked glory
So take heed from my story
If you're feeling a little sad
There's always soemones day that's just as bad.